Unconfirmed reports are coming in that there have been major sponsorship changes for two big name riders.

First up, Ben Boyko is off Cove. Apparently he was asking for too much money and they told him to piss off. Cove bikes are tight asses hence their next bike to be released will be made of old recycled frames from the 90s and it will be called the Rusty Trombone.

Secondly, I was drunkenly informed last weekend at the Kranked Premier that Steve Romaniuk has been dropped from Specialized. Apparently he partied too much for SBCs liking. Personally I think part-time Whistler resident and newly Specialized sponsored Emily Johnston demanded that a foam pit be built in the back of her truck as part of her contract and space needed to be made on the Specialized roster to accomodate this financial burden.

What does this all to you and me is what you are probably asking yourself. The answer, nothing at all so stop wasting your time reading this crap and get back to surfing for porn.

posted by SEB

You probably didn't notice but last week were holding a competition to win tickets to go see the Whistler premier of Kranked 6 - Progression that just happened last weekend. I know that three people noticed because thats all the answers we recieved. I can deduce from this that no-one really cares what the answer to the question was so instead here is the three answers we recieved...

You can only fit one Robbie Bourdon in race car # 70, as there is barely enough room for his EGO!
I win! - Scuba Steve

Good answer but not the one we are looking for Scuba especially since you already have tickets...

Who cares how many little twats you can fit in your heap of shit. The question should be "how many cunts can fit in a 1988 honda civic?"
One, behind the steering wheel! - Ben Morgan

Thanks for that Ben. You didn't win cause i know you are too busy fiddling kids to attend...

I think u can fit 30 robbie bourdons in car 70. However, my friend informs me that I may be confused with robbie bourbon(see pic attached). I think u can fit 1000 packets of robbie bourbons in car 70. i hope i win.
toodle pip - Goldsie

Genius but still not quite the right answer. Besides Alan is the donor of the competition tickets in the first place which made him exempt.

So no-one won and instead we gave away the tickets to two very hot blondes that asked nicely. We might post a review of the proceedings once we have managed to locate a copy of said movie because no one can remember anything about it due to the booze that was flowing like the contents of an old mans colostomy bag at a curry convention.

Posted by SEB

This has to be up here as my quote of the week, from brianlopes.com :

At 4:30am the event finally was over and Gee Atherton I guess you could say won. The reason I say it like that is because I was winning and he took me out so bad even his brother Dan was like, "man, you have not had too good of luck with being taken out this year". He hit me so hard, straight T-boning me that it was like I got blind sided. I didn't even see him until we were both crashing. My front wheel was so bent it would not spin, so basically Gee got up and just rolled down the rest of the course.

Pretty amazing that he would pulll a move like that, especially in an event like this. I guess I will have to add Gee to my hit list of people that have one coming to them from me. It's not a good list to be on, because when and if I get the chance, there is going to be some damage done. Marossi, and Tsugg are also on this list. The lucky thing for these guys is that 99% of the time they are behind me, making it hard for me make them pay. Keep up the dirty riding you losers! If you can't make a good move, then take the lose like a man, don't be a bitch and try these kamikazi moves.

Lopes

Pure comedy from our squeeky voiced friend, proving that no matter how fast you are you can still be an utter bellend.

Now I want to be on BLs list too, So if I ever see him, I promise you dear listeners that I'll ride straight into him, even if he's not riding a bike(and im in a truck!).

P.S I was thinking of putting some disclaimer here about "only joking" or "we love brian really" but then I thought "If Brian Lopes can be a wanker on the internet then so can I, Yipeee!"

Posted by SAM

Yup, thats right, only one more day to get your entries into us to win the two tickets to go see the Whistler Premier of Kranked - Progression.

To win these two tickets we want you to work out this simple mathematical problem...

How many Robbie Bourdons could you fit in Race Car Number 70?


Race Car Number 70 before it went to a better place

Rules: Closest answer wins the two tickets. Entries close friday 17th November. Email your answer to whistlerdiaries@hotmail.com.

Hint: It is a 1988 Honda Civic.

Posted by SEB