more breaking neck news for you lucky people. yup, just got word from lady boy humping English rider Tiny Tom Hey(formerly of Pint Sized Racing) that he is collaborating with biscuit sized hucker Robbie Bourdon on a new clothing and sex aid company.

The new line will be ready in time for another smouldering summer in Whistler. The first items to be released will be shoes, vests and penis enlarging knob jackets.

The shoes will feature 6inch platform soles with 5-10s Stealth rubber. The protective wife beater vests will have the necessary padding to protect you from angry Mavic vans but will be totally see through so you can still appear like you are hard enought to ride shirtless.

heres the official word from Tom himself

"Indeed me and the bourbon biscuit are making a clothing line for small people, do you want a penis jacket?"

No news on the name yet but watch this space.

I can't wait.

for more info go to http://www.myspace.com/tomhey49

no news.
however i just wanted to point out that if there was any news we would know it before any other website. we see it seems we are either clairvoyant or masters of making bullshit come true.
first up we were the site to break the news of Ben Boykos move from cove way before other webbers. then in the same post we released the shocking rumour that young romaniak had been dropped from specialized. that was way back in novemeber and the truth in our rumours have only just surfaced elsewhere.

whistlerdiaries.com predictions for 07:

racing wise, Aussies will still rock flat pedals except for Kovarik who will start clipping in.
hucking wise, kovarik will enter crankworks slopestyle and do a huge bow legged turn bar that will win him a place in the heart of Ritchie Schley but get him last place.
bike park wise, it will be great especially when they make a log ride out of chris kovarik in the skills center by Crack Addict.

With the spring riding season quickly coming upon us, the diaries staff have put in requests for team bikes. Soon to be landing on an upslope near you, here is a sneak preview of some choices:

Full suspension:


Hardtail:


No more Sundays, Shockers or Switches for us. Its strictly machines that can cope with pedal drops to flat and pencils off the Clown Shoes drop.

In other news, Adam and Seb are soon to be gracing us with their presence here in Whistler again soon. I believe they return sometime in late April...sounding good.

Sam, unfortunately, has decided to abscond to France. God only knows why he would want to go there, although tales of fine dining and proper cheese and wine plates are enough to draw any man away from the delights of a $5 Merlin's burger.....

Finally I'd like to offer my utmost thanks to Duncan RIffle for answering some of the most important questions(see article below) in 21st century mountain biking, if not mankind. Thank you Duncan, you have made the lives of numerous dirtbags complete.


Until next time, Ben


wind ya neck in.....

No we dont know if God exists or who cuts Mel Gibsons hair but the life long mission of whistlerdiaries and NZDiaries has been answered.

Yes thats right Duncan Riffle has spoken to us, we had to goto elaborate lengths to comunicate with the snappyest dresser in the US but after writing our questions on a postcard marked Santa and throwing into the steaming volcano at the top of mount doom, we have an answer.

Diaries: How do you keep your socks so high?

DR: Years of practice…constant attention, it all comes down to your dedication. How bad do you want it?

So there it is from the mouth of the riffelator himself, not quite what I was expecting, but definitely something for the diaries scholars to ponder.

Duncan also answered another of our questions to:

Diaries: Why does Decline magazine love you so much?

DR: Ha. I love Decline magazine. Maybe it’s a mutual plutonic love. I have known Scott Hart or maybe I should say Scott has known me since I literally first started racing. I ‘introduced’ myself by asking if he was in my class. I guess he found it rather funny that the little grom worrying if he had to race against him kept showing up at races and found his way all the way to where I am today. Shawn Spomer, Ralph, Mark Jordan, Scott, all those guys are super cool and have always shown there love. Thanks boyz.

So there we have it, I almost feel as if this website has now lost all purpose.

Big thanks to DW for making our dreams come true

SAM